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Graphic fucked up dream. Reading not recommended. It's about my dick.
jay and I were at some kind of sex camp out in a rather striking desert where we were staying with a whole bunch of other people, boys and girls. Everyone was attractive in some way, with the exception, I guess, of a few people. It was very realistic. The first night that we were there, a bunch of people were having sex all over the place in the various rooms and campers. I found it kind of difficult to get my foot in the door, as it seemed like everyone knew each other or at least they were more outgoing. Everyone was naked most of the time, I wore a shirt with no pants, which is probably an awkward way to go about it. After scanning around for quite some time and seeing a variety of sex acts, I run into these two girls and they essentially said, "let's fuck." I was super stoked because that's what this camp was all about. I said to Jay "I wish we had that Wild Turkey right about now" (referring to a rather controversial bottle of the stuff that I have in real life). Somehow, by saying that I got really drunk so when I had sex with the girls, I didn't remember most of it, so the next day I was pissed and a little worried about STDs. I figured that I would worry about that when camp was over. After that though, people at the camp were more receptive to me, which was nice. On this day, this giant caravan of, like, old school campers and rv's showed up, and they were the group responsible for feeding us. People were still having sex all over the place and there were mini hotdogs everywhere and they were really good, there was a lot of really good dipping sauce. While I was wondering around I saw the guy who ran the food operation, he was in his fifties and seemed proud of his accomplishments. He was drinking Carlo Rossi's Sangria and I asked him for some. He got hella uppity and was talking some shit about me to his partner. I yelled at him and said, "I just happen to really like Sangria. DICK." I began to storm off but he caught up to me and offered me a glass. I thanked him. With the caravan had come a whole other group of campers so it made it very difficult to get to know anyone and fuck them. At some point I saw Reed walking around with khakis and no shirt, didn't have time to talk to him though. At one point there was this swing music playing and this notably ugly girl came up to me and tried to get me to dance with her, I humored her for a second but then hopped over a picknick table and was outta there. Eventually I ran into this girl who I had been eyeballing since day one. She was cute as fuck and she was totally down to screw so I was happy. We went into this one camper where there was a dude asleep in one corner with a dog. We got on a bed and started going at it and it was totally sweet. After a minute or two some kind of loud bang went off outside that was very startling. So startling in fact that the dog who was with the guy started and bit his dick off. He flailed it around for a bit and then flung it over at us. The dude was screaming and I was looking at the penis, it was hella gross. The sight of it freaked the girl out so bad that she flipped shit and somehow (this is the only part that's unclear) she accidentally cut my dick off and ran out of the camper. Now this shit was fucked. I was looking down at the severed portion (which was the head plus about an inch) which was still erect, but quickly fading. And it felt SO fucked up. On the verge of tears, I grabbed the section on the ground and ran to find the camp nurse. I found him, he was a large scruffy man with an enormous beard and he wore a chef's apron. I asked him if the doctors could re-attach it, I was pretty frantic. He thought for a minute and decided that he, himself could do it. I had to pee really really bad and I was asking him if it was a good idea to pee. I thought it would be because of possible antiseptic properties, but I also thought it would be really fucked up to pee with half a penis. I looked down at the part that was still attached and I could see the pee hole and I was thinking 'god this shit is fucked up'. I also kept thinking 'just my luck this would happen in the middle of camp'. Anyways, blackout for a few minutes and it's fixed. It looked kinda different, but it was a little thicker I guess. After that I just reflected on the fact that I wasn't totally fucked and then the dream just sort of faded out.

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